hi I'm coral and I'm severely depressed and have an irrational fear of eggs
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Me:
My body dysmorphia: you look like this
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my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me
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worm……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..in my house
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Men be like
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lol at least once a week for me
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if you ask a girl on a date she might say yes
You deadass?
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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.
Who the fuck wrote this
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every episode of kitchen nightmares: this week on kitchen nightmares… gordon meetst the most fucked up chef YET
chef: i piss on the food and the people love it
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